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George Cain and Pony Zealotry

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While we're no strangers to the dealings of George Cain, aka the Jesus Freak who would make Sunset Shimmer envious, we were bored and looked through Twitter were informed that he is at it once again, trying to push "a very important message for the world," as he says.



Woops, that was clearly the wrong video. His video is here.


Of course, George's video made its rounds on /mlp/ as well - because when you start trying to push your shit to show staff over Twitter and they respond in kind, it's definitely bound to attract some kind of attention. The reactions on /mlp/ were pretty much disgust, wonder at his delusion, and unexplained why-boners.

Anons: Their smiles and optimism - gone.

Out of all the replies of confusion, The First Wiseman of Slovakia felt so inspired by George's message of Jesus Christ's Salvation, that he felt the burning desire to send his Holy Messenger a gift of 10 Gigabytes worth of The Finest Pony Plot known to Mankind in order to secure his salvation. This would be the 1st gift of 3.

10 gigs of pure pony ass

A WINrar is you

Slovakian Wiseman sends the package.

Package Delivered right on target.

And all the confirmation we need that George received his gift.

You're going to need some Holy Soap to clean up all that filth.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Doom, other Anons were plotting to send George his 2nd gift - porn of his OC Flameheart Kindle having consentual sex in the missionary position with the lights off, for the sole purpose of procreation.

Or, you know, having his OC R63'd getting railed by Rainbow Blitz

After about a day or so of waiting, one Based Anon finally delivered in the /r/equest Drawfag thread: Flameheart Kindle coming inside.

>tfw some Jesus Freak got to come inside Rainbow Dash and you didn't

The Second Wiseman saw his opportunity for salvation, and promptly sent George Cain his present via Twitter, and got blocked. Mission Success!

♪ On the first day of Christmas, some Anons gave to me, a bundle full of pony pussy. ♫

Confirmation that George received his 2nd gift, an annoyed Tweet that reeked of patronizing and pity.

Online Perversion

One other astute Anon noticed that George's old Twitter handle, @Flameheart_K, was no longer used by George himself, opting instead for @crownkingjesus. And thus came the 3rd gift, with "George" telling the whole world how he really feels about "the sin of homosexuality".

Boy howdy

He sure set himself free.

And going through, sure enough it was true.

Oh boy, here we go.

And thus were 3 gifts of Faith sent to the Jesus Warrior himself by the Three Wise Anons of the Kekopalypse. God only knows what George did afterward.


Cringe Corner: AudioWave Dasher

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Windows Movie Maker is a surefire way to know you're in for a ride.

In the five years of this fandom's existence, we have seen many musicians come and go. Some have been outstanding and left a lasting impression, while others have left people scratching their heads wondering, "just what in the hell were these people thinking?" - What would a Cringe Corner article be without another one of the latter artists, who goes by the name of AudioWave Dasher?
I first got wind of this guy when he was bitching on some Spybook Facebook group, over how he tried submitting his song into Equestria Daily, and that he was rejected. Without listening to the song itself at first, I figured it had to have been for reason that EQD does get a lot of fan-submissions daily, and for them to sift through that stuff on a daily basis can't be easy, and his work was just brushed aside. After personally hanging out with a few of the EQD guys at BABscon, I learned a few things about how they operate their site, such as their reliance on things like automatic post timer queues for most of their filler articles, and the scores of fan submitted content that gets placed in said queue, with the exception of time sensitive data. I would soon learn just how wrong I was, in assuming that his stuff was brushed aside amongst all the rest. It was flat out rejected. "How could this be?" someone might ask. Well, let's take a look at his work below.


The video starts out innocently enough, with a decent looking, albeit long animation of cute horses being cute. This promptly cuts to 30 seconds worth of really drawn out titles, from "20% Cooler Productions" and other things that just scream originality. Finally, the song itself starts around 40 seconds in, after which I was greeted with some awfully familiar sounding chord progressions and barely audible, garbled attempts at singing. The vocals sounded like a mixture of tone-deafness set to two tracks that were "pushed" to both the left and right sides, with a lot of reverb. It was garbled so much, that in order to follow along, I had to read the lyrics to get the general idea of what the song was about.

Top Notch Lyrics.

Things were about to take a turn for the worse, when the chorus started, bringing along with it some horribly compressed distortion effects. It's almost as if the guitar distortion was recorded, and put through another distortion track, and repeated again. So, about 3 layers of autism distortion, all compressed together into one track.

Alone, this type of thing wouldn't be very noteworthy. It's one thing to make bad music in the beginning and then improve later on. In this case, that hasn't happened, with many other instances of completely off key singing, and the same kind of lyric structures and time signatures - and AudioWave Dasher claims he has over 20 years experience making music. But it's quite another thing altogether, when he calls upon the group to actively spam all of the emails associated with Equestria Daily, in order to get his music pushed in. Because we all know just how effective spamming and harassment are to get your message across, right?

"Please help me to get Senpai-sama to notice me!"

Did someone order a plate of "My Shit Don't Stank"?


"There's no way in hell my music is terrible!" - naïvety at its finest.

While I personally feel bad for the guy, if this is what you have to show after 20 years of making music - I can honestly say with absolute certainty that you're going about this the wrong way. You don't need a $10k studio, all you need is to not be tone-deaf, and not to abuse the ever loving shit out of compression or SOUNDGOODIZER. And you certainly need not try to get a bunch of people to spam another site with emails just so you can push around your music. "I will badmouth them in a positive way, until I get what I want." - please.

"A lot of people use the same power-chord progressions! What are you, a tone-deaf pleb?"

Anyone who has ever owned a Youtube channel learns right off the bat, that it's pointless to argue in the comments section of it. That lesson, among other things, was clearly never learned.
While I can understand, even sympathize with the fact that a lot of the fandom's music is mostly electronic based, and that not many nowadays are willing to pick up a guitar/bass/drums/what have you, that doesn't mean that if you were to do so, you're automatically the next prodigy behind those instruments. You don't need a bunch of compression or a $10k studio to make good sounding music.


Nor/mlp/erson Hacks Billboard

4chan's Operation GemPolish - How Tumblr Took Another Troll Hook, Line, and Sinker

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Yes we're aware this isn't pony. But it IS cartoon, 4chan, and tumblr, so fuck it.


At the dawn of Tumblr in 2007, there was peace.  Peace, achieved through overwhelming obscurity.
That peace lasted until 2010, when the users, drunk on their 3 years of hugbox wine, got too big for their britches and decided to kick the hornets nest that was 4chan (4chan at this time was in the midst of some of their most notorious raids).

4chan awoke from their slumber and punished tumblr so severely (rendering it briefly inoperable, and flooding every feed with violent pornography). They left them for dead and carried on. It was thought they would never make the same mistake again.

Then, in July of 2014, they made the same mistake again, reheating a long dormant conflict between the social justice fanatics, and the free-speech free-for-all that is 4chan once again, resulting in major tears from the tumblrs.

Well here we are in Summer 2015 and /b/ has decided to go on a fishing trip, using their new favorite bait: Steven Universe.

They started to run out of hooks.
The plan was simple: prove once again (but never for-all, where's the fun in that?) the hypocrisy that plagues the microblogging site's userbase. Accomplish this, by doing something that the site has always done, and wait for the rage to get so bad that the administrators outright delete the account without it actually breaking any laws.

And they succeeded.

How? They made an account dedicated to doing only one thing: changing the races of Steven Universe characters from artwork, and posting them on an account, complete with attribution of the source materials. They claimed to be a transgender individual who liked Steven Universe who liked to make fanart.

Then they waited.


In mere days, every "Steven Universe" tag on Tumblr was flooded with images of characters that have had their colors changed, and tens of thousands of angry posts decrying "racism""bigotry""whitewashing" and every other buzzword imaginable.


What's more, is that the users were almost completely unaware that the "offending" account was just bait, that they swallowed: hook, line, sinker, reel, pole, and boat. In droves, hundreds and thousands of requests to delete and block the account came, despite there being little to no commentary about the artwork itself.


Given that many of the characters of the show are a different species, from a different planet, who have no discernible race or gender as they would apply to humans, it is common practice to assign characters races arbitrarily when creating alternative artwork of them - a practice that tumblr
embraces.


Or, it does until YOU color them differently.



4chan, however, didn't really care for any of the political motivations behind the art, or any of the socioeconomic connotations of character races, they were just "in it for the lulz". They expected Tumblr to apply their own biases and flip their collective shits at whatever they threw at them - and they did not disappoint. 


So, the Steven Universe fans began to endlessly re-blog the bait with all of their outrage, until they themselves were responsible for flooding every major relevant tag and feed with the racially altered images.


Ultimately, the "raiders" achieved their ultimate goal; which was to offend so many people by doing nothing but changing color on cartoon characters, that they were put out of commission by Tumblr itself, which outright deleted the http://steven-universe-edits.tumblr.com/ account.  


Operation Gem Polish was a complete success for the trolls. They have since moved on to lulzier pastures. Tumblr, however continues to smolder, largely unaware of the lengths to which they were just taken for a ride.

And that kids is the story of another battle in the ongoing Internet pissing match that is 4chumblr.


Think they'll ever understand the concepts of irony or hypocrisy?

Nazi Horse and Brendan Heavily Involved With Firing of WWE Employee

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I mean, who would like this over Aryanne
Zahra Schreiber, former employee of World Wrestling Entertainment and girlfriend of wrestler Seth Rollins, has been fired from the WWE, who said "WWE released Zahra Schreiber due to inappropriate and offensive remarks she made that were recently brought to our attention.” One could only assume that these are referencing her response to Brendan when he complained about several Swastikas posted since 2012, including a tattoo of a red-maned G3 pony sporting a hitlerstache and a Nazi armband and a wooden Swastika posted on a wall, which was likely worse than posting the images in the first place.
One of the other images that our hero Brendan took offense to 

In response to Brendan, she rebutted, “The swastika means prosperity and luck. It was around way before Hitler turned it into an icon.” Her critic counter-argued that the Hitler pony was irrefutable evidence that, at least one of the Swastikas posted, was directly referencing the fascist movement. Other defenses Schreiber used against our hero included, "...I can hang whatever photos I want in MY room or MY instagram. Just like she can post all over her networking sites how she thinks women who are prolife are idiots. We all have our own opinions and lifestyles. I don’t comment on hers so I expect the same [...] I don’t really give a shit what it means to other people Brendan". No one knows why she exploded over poor Brendan; I have never known a Brendan who wasn't really cool (albeit, I haven't actually met a Brendan before, but I digress). I mean, who could hate a kid like this:

First Brendan I could find on Google Images


While the pictures were initially posted prior to Schreiber’s employment at WWE, the organization felt that these, as well as her response the hero of our story, was deemed bad enough to lose her job over. WWE, Zahra Schreiber, Seth Rollins, or Brendan have not commented on the issue outside of the initial announcement thus far and Schreiber has protected her Twitter account in case any radical friends and supporters of Brendan's decide to complain about her directly.

Her Twitter right now

I would like to wish Brendan a safe future free from harassment from Schreiber's own radical supporters.

Angel of Death Please Take Me Now - New EQG Promo Creepy As Fuck

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They look like possesed dolls from any horror film. Who thought this was a good idea?

When the Friendship Games are being held at your school, you need to work the crowd!! – Rainbow DashThe Friendship...
Posted by My Little Pony on Saturday, September 5, 2015

Press Release: BABSCon Gets Chaotic With de Lancie

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Well, they are trying this shit again.

Press release after the line break thingy.

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Art by LoloPan and SurgicalArts
BABSCon is no stranger to the friends and foes that create and threaten harmony, and we plan on bringing you the best of each! That is why we are pleased to announce John de Lancie, the voice of everyone’s favorite frienemy, Discord, for our 2016 convention at the SFO Hyatt Regency!

You know him well as Equestria’s enemy turned sort-of-trying-to-be-a-good-guy and you know him as Q from Star Trek: The Next Generation. But he’s been tickling our eyes and ears for literally decades with his on-screen and voice acting roles: A heartbreaking turn as devastated father Donald Margolis on Breaking Bad, Colonel Frank Simmons on Stargate SG-1, the all-father Odin on Charmed, Agent Darkbootie on Invader ZIM, Allen Shapiro on Torchwood: Miracle Day, and far more than we can list here. With a star the caliber of John de Lancie, your friendly neighborhood BABSCon won’t fail to transform your convention experience. 

Keep your eyes and ears peeled everyone, because there's a rumbling that feels like big, groundbreaking things will be happening this coming April.

Oh yes, our premium memberships and hotel reservations are already going fast. So don’t miss out on your chance to hobnob with our honored guests… guests like John de Lancie. ;-)

The Bay Area Brony Spectacular (BABSCon) is the first convention devoted to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in the San Francisco Bay Area. In our first year, we became the second-largest MLP con anywhere, and we’re back for our third year April 22–24, 2016 at the SFO Hyatt Regency in Burlingame, CA. Contact info@babscon.com for more information!

Breaking: Tara Strong Revealed To Be Succubus

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The brony world was rocked to its very core this week, with the revelation that their beloved voice star Tara Strong, is in-fact a Succubus. Pictures surfaced of the actress posing with actor Rupert Grint, of Harry Potter franchise fame, during a recent fan convention. While many were preoccupied with the fact that Grint was confirmed to be a pony fan...again...expert photo analysts noticed something else: Tara is still sexy as fuck.

"God damn she is still hot as ever" one analyst remarked. "I would blow her husband just for the chance to be closer to her."

Strong, who turned 42 this year, does not look to have aged a day in over a decade, despite having given birth to 2 sons.
This is in stark contrast to Grint who looks to have aged over 10 years, since his first film appearance.

How could this be?

The only conclusion, analysts confirm, is that Tara is in fact a Succubus - a kind of demon that sucks the life force out of healthy young men in order to retain their youthful appearance, through the art of seduction. It is estimated that Strong has sucked at least 1 day of life out of each of her 222,000 twitter followers, putting her current projected lifespan in the vicinity of 608 years, if she stopped enticing fans today.

That is unlikely to happen anytime soon, so long as Tara has access to twitter and feels like teasing everyone with it.

Most fans don't even seem to mind the idea that their idol is literally sucking the life out of them.
"She's using the youth better than I could for sure," said one fan. "I'd let her take a year out of me in exchange for a full hug."

At press time, this reporter had discovered that she holds a patent for breast milk baby bottles.


EQLA 2015: The Interviews

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Our correspondents had a great time out in Anaheim, California, and we've got some great interviews and amazing recordings to show you from EquestriaLA 2015, an unforgettable convention. Check them all out below the break.

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Where is everything?

Oh right. Shit. We don't have any interviews or any recordings.


How on earth did the media manage to get neither recordings or interviews from this huge event, which featured (among other things) FiM creator Lauren Faust and MLP creator Bonnie Zacherle meeting for the first time ever?

Here's why: Here at HN, we were told that in order to conduct interviews with the show staff and guests at the convention, we would have to go through their agents directly or have our badges pulled. This isn't all that unusual; it's even what got Final Draft's badge pulled at BABSCon 2014.

The strange part? When we asked for the agents' contact information, the convention refused to provide it, saying that agent contact information is "confidential" and couldn't be provided to any press.

So, we can't interview anybody without the agents' approval, and we can't contact the agents. Seems like someone should've just said "We don't want you around" and made things a lot easier.

Oh, that? That's not a camera. That's just a brick with "fuck you, horse media" written on it.

Meanwhile, the crew over at Ponyville Live were told that there would be no recordings or streaming of any sort. The explanation, as they heard it, was that EquestriaLA was looking to branch out into all generations and all ages of MLP fans, and having brony people recording the convention may alienate or even "creep out" parents who are bringing their kids to the convention.

Never mind that children have been at every recorded brony convention. Never mind that the cameras aren't recording the kids in the audience, but the people on stage instead. Never mind that parents being creeped out about bronies recording something near them is the convention's problem (and moreover, the parent's problem) and not the media's. As long as nobody's recording, it's fair, right?

Then who's that guy recording everything? We have no idea, but he looks like a brony to us. Creepy.


If you're wondering why we're getting the bullshit end of the stick for seemingly no good reason, maybe this will shed some light on the situation:

Remember when we all thought EFN died back on New Year's Day 2015?

Maybe they didn't die. Maybe they just changed form. And this is the form they take when the convention's chaired by former EFNews correspondent Cayci Robold, who then hires EFN's retired PR head, Kiniro, as her con's PR person.

This is the new EFN. Instead of doing something useful like actually recording shit, they've wedged themselves balls deep in conventions across the country. From there, they're making sure anyone who despised them back when they existed (read: everyone) can't get a foot in the door. Get used to this, as three midwest cons coming up are chaired or staffed by none other than the man himself.

Oh, and enjoy your footage.

Brony Vendors Pen Anonymous "Open Letter" to BronyCon - a List of Grievances

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The following is an open letter to the staff of BronyCon, which took place several weeks ago, supposedly from a group of anonymous vendors, who have a list of concerns that they feel have not been addressed. The contents of the letter have not been vetted or altered by the Horse News staff in any way.


To whom it may concern;

This is a letter from the vendors of Bronycon that are too afraid to tell you this directly. This letter is from the vendors that know this con is too big a part of their livelihood to rock the boat by being honest. This letter is from the artists that are afraid of you.


You need to be aware of the issues that the decisions have made worse rather than better.

Bronycon is, without question, the biggest con currently in this fandom, and that is an amazing achievement. But, no great thing can exist without its share of difficulties, which is understandable.

The problem then, is not that there are said difficulties, but that those in charge are not recognizing them. The staff and management, have without a doubt, done an amazing thing by bringing this convention into existence - for which we thank you. However, that is, in part, why it is so disheartening to see the convention representatives fail to recognize or outright ignore the issues that are hurting everybody.

No one wants to hear about their issues or failings, but we are writing you in order, and in hopes that we all might help make Bronycon even better. That we might fix this for everyone’s sake.

As artists, creators, and salespersons that do what we can to make new and interesting work and products for this amazing fandom, the work we do is very intensive and all-consuming. Often times, the work done is in conjunction with day jobs many of us keep to support the passion of the work we do.

No matter what the labor, it is always been a labor of love.

So, when the price gets jacked up to the ridiculous degree it was for this year’s con, we artists despair.

Factor this in: while we may make a respectable profit for the time we are at con, one must also must factor in cost of travel, hotel, product creation, and potential manufacturing costs, on top of the cost of table. Many pieces have several months of personal time put in to prepare them. No artist thinks of con as solely the three days we are there, but the months upon months of work beforehand to prepare.

Turn these factors, deducting costs, into an hourly wage of what was made over those days and it is almost guaranteed no one who vends makes above minimum wage.

Therefore, the greater table price for most of us was a harsh blow in our expenses.

Bronycon’s solution? Shrinking the vendor hall after last year’s complaints of lack of sales. We understand the attempt to help, that vendors clamoring about lack of money is a concern, but shrinking the vendor hall was absolute madness.

Any vendor that had a hard time knows that the nature of the folks buying from them is very tricky. What sells well at one place will not sell well at another. So while we understand your attempt to help, shrinking the vendor hall and jacking up the price is the exact opposite of of what you needed to do.

Instead of creating a greater demand for what there was by limiting vendors and vendor types, you forced almost every single vendor to pull double or triple duty by hosting other veondors who didn’t make the cut, or bringing thier art and salling content that wasnt theirs.

Of course, any good artist knows there are ups and downs when it comes to vending, so the response to lackluster earnings last year should never have been shrink the hall and increase the price. It only caused greater complications to cut the cost of the table for vendors and made us struggle harder!

And this doesn’t even cover the shameful state the artist alley was in. Those in the artist alley lacked proper lighting, organization, poor tables and floors,no organization, all in a space shoved away from the majority of the hall. It felt less like a convention hall and more like a disaster shealter!

Many a vendor’s experience also included the setup, which was extremely mismanaged. None of the staff could seem to direct vendors to where they needed to go to get checked in. many of us were directed to the regular check-in, the registration hall itself, or simply told “Sorry, I don’t know.

When a staff member who is supposed to be knowledgeable and trained to know these basic facts shrugs and shoos you away, what is the point of having staff? We all understand If someone doesn’t know something, but not even trying to find out? Not knowing who to ask? Nothing? just a shrug and a blank stare? Why are they even on staff then?

That brings us to the teamsters.

No one AT ALL knew how to direct anyone to the loading dock. The directions were vague or non-existent. At some points, some of us were told, "Find the entrance, and just drive around underground for awhile. It is not hard.”

Most vendors just skipped it in frustration and dragged ALL of their gear down the stairs. The fact we were all FORCED to pay a huge amount more for a service most of us didn’t or couldn’t use due to lack of communication and direction, is a massive and completely rectifiable issue by simple means, such as having someone actually knowing the direction, signs on the street, or a handy guide or map rather than spending half an hour trying to find a place and then giving up all-together. In the case that directions were in the e-mail, clearly they were not clear enough for this many vendors to experience the same issue, and having additional or printed information for those that cannot access e-mail on their phones would be of use.

The big complaints, although not limited to these, by vendors are as follows;

table price spike

smaller vendor room and space

abominable artist alley conditions

lack of communication among staff

the unusable loading dock

confusing or lack of directions on several accounts

and the forced payments for electricity and loading dock most did not, or could not use.

Add to the above, the vendor and artist selection process. Almost all other conventions do not pick and choose like Bronycon appears to do. Which leaves vendors terrified to tell you what we really see as a problem. The ones put through the experience of going through the application, acceptance, information, registration, loading, set-up, three-day vendoring, tear-down, and load-out, because we know you can and will just drop whomever you see as a potential ‘problem vendor’ for doing nothing more than trying to improve a convention we work so hard toward and love so dearly.

The fact vendors have to feel this way, this fear and anxiety, and the fact that so many issues are omitted on the survey in order to try not to be blacklisted for next year is inexcusable.

All of us, every one who is on this letter lied their teeth off on your survey. That sucks.

Many of the vendors have also toured other conventions- not even specifically pony. Comic, anime, sci-fi, even furry conventions have always seen the con provide a con suite with at least basic food for both staff, guests, vendors and often attendees, and an area for those hard-working individuals to be able to catch a breather no matter the attendance size.

failing this, at least a con suite with food for staff, panelist, musicians and vendors is crucial.. A majority of other fan-classified cons have this service. Why must Bronycon the exception to save a few bucks off the budget on tickets costing some-odd 60 bucks for over 11k attendees and even more squeezed out of vendors? Most of the vendors, panelists, musicians, etc. ’s time is spent trying our best to provide the attendees with the best time and product possible. By days end we are starving, exhausted and a place to catch a breath, a bagel, coffee, water, or anything basic would be heavily appreciated.

As a side complaint, whoever the staffers were screaming over a bullhorn at the vendors to get out needs be re-evaluated heavily. It was extremely unprofessional. Vendors all put in a grueling day in the vendor hall, barely able to get away to take a bathroom break and grab a snack and water (in which a side area or con suite where vendors could do so would be awesome) all we wanted nothing more than to get back to our hotels, eat something and pass out. Staff screaming over a megaphone every 5 minutes to leave was doing so much more harm than good. How about, instead, notify vendors when they need to be out by, then kindly ask if they need any assistance, or state you will check on them again in 10 or 15, rather than scooting up and down the aisles screaming? All that achieves is further irritation, lack of focus and a slowed exit due to the distraction and annoyance and stress of someone on your tail when only 5 minutes have passed and you have another 30 to actually be out of the hall for close.

Bronycon is a great con. Everyone who goes gets to have the time of their lives. This is not in question.

But thinking that just because it works, it doesn’t have problems is foolish. The more you ignore a problem, the worse the problem becomes. Please, as you read this, put your ego in your back pocket. Consider what we are saying to you as advice, as critique, as warning, not as an attack. most of us really want to keep coming, but are afraid.

A majority of us really want to keep attending year after year, but are afraid, both in the potential treatment we may receive, or that the convention will eventually fold in on itself when these issues self-destruct.

We want to be there. We want to create. Doing so allows us to participate and give back to a fandom that we have come to love and hold dear. Please consider these words. Bronycon has so much potential to be as amazing as we all know it can be. You have the potential and the ability to do so, all we ask is you listen, consider, and help us make the convention as amazing as we know it can be. To make everyone’s experiences, staff and all those involved in the convention, so much better.

Please, help us.

Signed:

Anonymous Vendors

MA Larson, Lauren Faust, and Bonnie Zacherle Panel Videos from EQLA - Potato Quality

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Well here they are, some high-quality spud cam footage of the 2 panels at EQLA that mattered. The Larson + Faust panel, and the Faust + Bonnie panel. In video 2 of the Larson panel, you can find the "you don't miss me" comments around the 20:33 minute mark. Don't blame us for the quality. Thanks for those who got it anyway.



Tina Guo and William Anderson interviews from EQLA

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It's not OUR job to get you more views on Youtube, but we do it anyway!

Here's an independent interview with EQLA guests Tina Guo and William Anderson, sent to us by one of our followers - NataliezWorld. enjoy.

Nice Job Natalie.
As always, if you have original content that you want to share with Horse News, feel free to send it our way. We love mail.

An interview with ‘Wabitha’

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Tabitha leaning against an invisible wall. Because she can.
At GalaCon 2015 earlier this month (write-up coming soon™) we had a chance to speak to the one and only Tabitha. After asking her for over an hour about her favorite pony, how she got into voice acting, and what her favorite episode is, we also asked some other less hot questions.




As for the other shows you do, you go into the studio and you do all the voice acting
for a few weeks and then the show is done for the next year or so. With MLP however, you just stay in touch with everything. How does that make things different for you?
Well, most shows that are series you do like once a weekif you are a regular on itor once every two weeks, I think. But it has been over a long period of time, it has almost been five years, so we do have a short hand. There are writers we really look forward to seeing again and again...

Yes, totally. It’s just very familiar, very easy. I don’t mean you don’t try to do your work, but  voice acting is like anything: you want to take it seriously because it’s actually a job
and you are actually getting paid, but you also take it very lightly and we are able to take it lightly because we know each other so well. We are able to be very playful.

You are confronted with Rarity throughout the whole year thanks to Twitter and conventions and such. Does that change things, too?
Well, when I talk to people in Rarity’s voice at conventions I can make stuff up, so I am kind of like a free range writer sometimes [laughter]. Not really, I mean I am not writing episodes. I don’t get bored of it because I am not repeating myself.

What about your other characters? Let's talk about Derpy. It was a whole fiasco; it developed quite interestingly. How was that from your point of view?
The beginning was mystifying. I didn't even know what the word meant. I wasn't aware of it until the ‘poopstorm’. And then, you know, it was what it was. I can understand why it happened, but to be completely honest, I miss the old onethe original onebecause people speak differently everywhere. I think it was a person I would like to hang out with, just like someone who was sweet and helpful and just differently wired, and who doesn't know someone who is differently wired, right?

Did you also do the replacement voice?
Yes. [As for] the very first replacement voice, they just said they didn't want anything in it that anyone could say anything about, just completely straight up and I was like, “Oh my gawd, really? Do I have to?”
And then when she came around as M. A. Larson wrote her, she was able to have some of the attitude back. More kind of just flakey, sort of thing. And I didn't think that was boring.

Since you are in Germany, did you ever come in contact with a dubbed version of the show or one of the shows you voiced for? Did you ever see “yourself” voiced by another person?
Yes, in Finland we met Annelie (editor’s note: Anneli Heed, best known for voicing Spitfire in the Swedish dub) and she is awesome and she was very funny.
Someone sent me a tape of all the different Lunas going “the night will last forever, muhahahaha” and it’s really long! At the end of it there is someone from Brazil and there is a Dutch one, a German one, a Spanish one, an Italian one, and I was like “oh my gosh, so many!” I had no idea. But I thought the German lady was awesome, like her muhahaha laugh was very scary.

Well, that’s a very genuine thing.
[Laughter] No, she was great! It was very deep, I was like “whoa, that chick is frightening,” and the Dutch lady, too. She was pretty awesome.

And about Twitter: we remember that in the past you never wanted to join Twitter. Tara pushed you to join finally and now when we open our timeline it’s Tabitha, Tabitha, Tabitha. What happened?
Well, you know, I think I am going a little off it again, because it got a little dark over the last two years. It has been tough in the world for people and you can really feel that the pressure is on them and it has a little less lightness to it at the moment.
I mean, you can try and be the thing that brings all the energy to it, but it's actually work. At the beginning, I didn’t find it work at all; it just seemed to be really, really effortless and I don’t know that that’s because of who is in my timeline or... I don’t think so, I think it's just the times that we live in, because the collective is under such a pressure, which is why it's really nice to be in a place like this. The people are here with a specific intention of being friends with other people. It’s very nice.
[...] You know, things exist with their opposites, so it does literally sometimes just bring out the [snarl noises] in people. You have seen it with the little backlash that happens sometimes.

We pretty much know everything about that.
I guess you do. Yeah, the real [really deep voice] nightmare.

Do you have any short funny story from the studio?
Well, I mean, it’s very banal. It's just so terrible. [...] We know each other so well, we don't really need to talk. The funniest stuff happens when we mess up lines and the people's body language when they work is often very funny, but really [nothing] rib-tickling, thigh-slapping [trademark Tabitha laugh], you know. You do your work.

We always hear that you are the one that brings the cookiesor did you stop doing that?
I think there might be a mutiny. Although, it’s very hard to fatten them up these days. Everyone’s on a diet and being healthy and I feel like the witch in Hänsel and Gretel, [cackling witch voice] “Come on my pretties, here is a cookie.”

That’s pretty much all we had to ask. Just one weird question that we promised to ask: what does Luna smell like?
What does Luna smell like? [no pause whatsoever] Cheese. It’s the moon. Green cheese.
[...] No, that's a really poor answer. Don't print that.

(Editor’s note: it was the question that was terrible, the answer was brilliant!)

Thank you very much!

Justice For Patches - Pony tortured to death, community needs your help #Justice4Patches

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Before some anon claims that this is "social justice": No, this is REAL justice.



I was trying to come up with an eloquent way to introduce this, but unfortunately I am at a loss for words. This is something so absolutely depraved, so inhuman, so monstrous, that I really can't process. 

Meet Patches. Patches, is a little pony from Idaho, who was tortured on the night of September 5th, by criminals unknown. He was dragged behind a car for more than a mile, having the skin tore from his body and was left to die by the side of the road. He was stabbed, beaten, and parts of his genitals were cut off.  They beat him over the head with a blunt object until his eyes swelled shut. Are you as pissed off as I am just reading that?
Thought so.

The small community is banding together to raise a reward for the capture of these hideous excuses for human beings. Here's where you can help get Justice For Patches.


The details are copied below.

Patches was a small pony from a small town , Rupert Idaho, with a population of less than 6,000 residents. Everyone knew Patches as his pasture and family yard are right on the main corner. He was often tethered to the tree in the front yard so that children in the small community could visit him.
His family that include 3 children under the age of 5 adore Patches and wonder why they can't find him.
On Saturday night, September 5th, unknown individuals cut the rope that tethered Patches to his tree. They attached him to their vehicle and dragged him for more than a mile on asphalt and then down a gravel canal bank, ripping the skin from his body.  He was tortued and left there still alive to suffer through the night.  He was found the next morning barely able to stand and had to be put down. 



We know somebody must know about this. These individuals MUST BE FOUND!
We are raising these funds to offer as a reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of these sick individuals that destroyed Patches and broke the hearts of his family and this community.
Nothing will ever bring back Patches or remove these disturbing, horrific images from the minds of the citizens of Rupert.
Justice WILL come for Patches! We ask for your help to find these sick, evil, horrifying individuals. Even $5.00 will make a difference.
There is a dedicated crew of dozens working together and donations will help make this happen faster and more easily.
Thank You for sharing and supporting our family and this community.
 R.I.P Patches.... we will miss you



News Articles:
http://www.idahostatesman.com/2015/09/08/3975938/sheriff-investigates-after-pony.html
http://www.eastidahonews.com/2015/09/funds-being-raised-for-owners-of-euthanized-pony-patches/
http://www.idahostatejournal.com/members/patches-killers-must-be-brought-to-justice/article_402c82b8-578d-11e5-816a-b7003e5823ae.html
http://magicvalley.com/news/local/reward-growing-for-abusers-of-mutilated-pony/article_d70fdf78-04ca-58c5-a78b-0110a29ff6ad.html
http://www.localnews8.com/news/Shetland-pony-attacked/35149994

Never Forget the Hiatus

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Today is a grim reminder that on 11:30 EDT, July 18, 2015, Discovery Communications' President and CEO, David Zaslav, hijacked the programming and ran into the innocent, civilian ponies residing their home channel. However, it is also a time of hope as we need to join together, as one, to wait out these last 10 hours and rebuild and continue to enjoy this show.
Artist's sketch of Zaslav
This is not the first time that that the twin channel was attacked; on October 13, 2014, the channel required an immense amount of care after a re-brand was set off in the Hub's lot. To many, this attack echos many of the similar themes: both were masterminded and carried out by the same people, both attacked the same targets centered towards the same target in the North-East, and both had devastating consequences for leisure as a whole in the successive years. Due to the similar themes, many of the same people believe that the reason that this is the result of Discovery Communications trying to lessen Hasbro's influence.

Two gifs of Discovery's actions on that terrible day
While we may not be able to recover the entire leisure and comfort that was present before the events caused by the ruthless Discovery Communications, we can hope that "Discovery Family" can be rebuilt to rival the old twin channel of the "Hub". We never thought such a depressing day could come, but


The best place to see the current progress on the construction of the "Discovery Family" begins 10 hours from this posting on http://berrytube.tv/ and http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary.

It's Saturday Morning Dammit - Let's Watch some cartoons

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SWEET CHRIST

It's been so fucking long since we've had an episode, we almost forgot that it was happening! Look at the countdown clock on the right side of the site. It's been over 160 days since the season began, and it's been months since the last episode.

I moved to another CONTINENT since the last episode aired. 

We don't even know if any of these links are going to work. 

http://www.bronystate.net/
http://cinemaquestria.com/
http://poniflix.net/
http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse
http://bronytv.net/
http://http//www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network
http://www.livestream.com/otakuascendedlive
http://vaughnlive.tv/haxmega
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ponyspazz

Is It Porn? Now you can know for sure

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How many times has this happened to you? : 
It's 3 o'clock in the morning on a Tuesday, and you should be in bed, but you happen to be an insomniac who just NEEDS the world to see more pictures of a blue horse in a blue hat. You're scrolling through all the pictures of her you downloaded that day, and in your sleep-deprived state, you are unsure if the one you've chosen to post, is pornographic in nature or not. You then remember that you're trying to keep the site clean, but have no one to turn to, because it's 3AM and everyone else is in bed.


Well have no fear Seth hypothetical reader, because "IsItPorn.com" is here to help at last!

IsItPorn is a site that automatically confirms whether or not a photo is porn or not, based on a super-scientific 100% reliable algothingy that gives you a percentage of likelyhood that someone is going to get an erection by looking at it. And we all know that an erection is like a flag on satan's mailbox, and should be avoided at all costs until marriage you filthy heathens.


So far the site has been mostly used to determine the sexiness of horse pictures.
So please continue to send us your findings.















Get your Ted Anderson related questions ready because Babscon just announced Andy Price!

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Everyone's favorite artist for those fan comics everyone likes is coming to Babscon!

Press release after the break!


Andy Price Joins John de Lancie and Nicole Oliver for BABSCon ‘16!


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We are pleased to announceAndy Price, the incredible My Little Pony Comic artist from IDW, as our next Guest of Honor joining, that’s right, John de Lancie, the voice of Discord, and Nicole Oliver, the voices of Celestia and Cheerilee. Andy has put talent in some of the most memorable MLP:FiM comics of the series, including the comic’s premiere The Return of Queen Chrysalis Arc, the Reflections Arc, and the soon to be released Siege of the Crystal EmpireArc.  He’s also been putting ponies to paper for us in the Micro Series, the Friends Forever series and the special edition Villain Backstory Set from this past spring.


When Andy isn’t sketching pretty pastel ponies being propelled into potential peril, he’sdrawing something else! Beyond comics he’s known to do advertising, storyboards, book covers, book illustrations, trading cards, and more! He has worked with such renowned companies as DC Comics, Marvel Comics, Rittenhouse Archives, Image Comics, SLG Publishing, and Innovation Comics.

Be sure to keep an eye out for Andy in our Vendor Hall too, where you can grab a commision from him! He might even come with partners in crime a.k.a. more creators from IDW, but you’ll have to stay tuned to next month’s issue to find out!
Ourpremium memberships are going fast andhotel reservations are filling up, so grab yours soon!




The Bay Area Brony Spectacular (BABSCon) is the first convention devoted to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in the San Francisco Bay Area. In our first year, we became the second-largest MLP con anywhere, and we’re back for our third year April 22–24, 2016 at the SFO Hyatt Regency in Burlingame, CA. Contact info@babscon.com for more information!
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107 things you absolutely already know about My Little Pony

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#108: I, much like the show, haven't died yet. I've simply been waiting for my return in a deep content-less slumber. I too will have to enjoy that sweet release far later than I actually should.




LAUREN FAUCET CREATED OUR MINIATURE EQUINES

SHE IS MARRIED TO CRAIG MCRIB, CREATOR OF THE POWDER PUFF DONUTS

MRS. FAUCET WANTED TO MAKE THE SHOW GOOD BUT HASBRO SAID "LOL NO"

DISCORD IS PLAYED BY THE Q GUY FROM THE STAR TREKS

ANIMATORS PUT IN REFERENCES TO BRITISH SHOWS LIKE CPT. WHOOK AND TIME WARPED

THERE'S ACTUALLY AN ADULT FANBASE WHO CALL THEMSELVES "BROWNIES"

THEY MAKE PORN, IT'S WEIRD BUT PRETTY HOT

LOL SUCH COOL FACTS NONE OF U KNEW

(this frat has me locked in a small basement please send help)


Seriously though contact Horse News HQ, I'm locked in the basement of a rural Alabama fraternity. It's cold and they don't have any porn.

Two Actual Horses Go Down [to] The Big D

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Jesus, NMND really biffed this one up when they sent it to us. First they called Katrina Hadley "Breakfastie" instead of Lunchie, and then they said Ishi did all the voices for Friendship is Witchcraft instead of directing Equestria Girls. Instead of pictures of the guests, they sent us pictures of actual horses.

Eventually they fixed it all, but it turns out the horse pictures were actually right. To make it up to our audience, they gave us a discount code to help you hold onto those precious shekels. Use HN10 at checkout to save 10%. That's almost 20% co..ah fuck it.

Satisfyingly full release below the break.





Ishi Rudell & Katrina “Lunchie” Hadley Take the Portal to Nightmare Nights Dallas 2015:
As a thankfully brief hiatus comes to an end and our favorite show returns to the airwaves, we’re reminded once again of all the reasons we’ve come to love Friendship is Magic. Whether you saw the show for the very first time yesterday morning or you’ve been around since Episode One, no doubt you remember the things you told your friends about it: The story is great, the characters are adorable and relatable, and every last detail, from the songs on the soundtrack to each frame of the animation, is impressively well-done, together making something anyone of any age can appreciate.
An excellent show like this one doesn’t just happen by accident. It takes a coordinated and highly talented group of professionals to make each episode a reality, from writers to storyboarders, artists, animators, musicians, producers, and more. Here at Nightmare Nights Dallas we want to celebrate those people who put such passion into their work, introduce them to a community who admires the show they helped produce, and help us all learn more about how they envision and build MLP:FiM from the ground up.
This week, we’re proud to announce that two of the bright minds behind the show are joining us at Nightmare Nights Dallas 2015: Ishi Rudell and Katrina “Lunchie” Hadley!
Ishi is the animation director for Friendship is Magic and co-director for Equestria Girls. You can follow him on Twitter @ishiH3Art.
Lunchie is a new addition to the team, joining as the storyboard artist for Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks and working as a storyboard artist for Friendship is Magic season 5. You can follow her at @isitlunchyet_t.
In case you don’t recognize these two fine folks, allow us to point them out on a visual aid, courtesy of the episode “Slice of Life”. Lunchie is on the left, and Ishi is on the right:

We hope you’re as excited as we are to join Ishi and Lunchie at this year’s NMND!
NMND Press Applications Now Available
For those of you in the press or media, if you’re looking to attend Nightmare Nights and conduct interviews or film the events of the convention itself, applications for press passes are now available! Review our updated press policies and complete your application from the link below.
Submissions are due by October 10th. We strongly encourage you to begin your submission as soon as possible.
Whether you’re waking up early on Saturdays to catch your favorite show, or you’re first in line for every new comic, or you just can’t seem to put down those pony books, Nightmare Nights Dallas 2015 has something for you to enjoy. We’re the premier My Little Pony convention in north Texas, and we invite you to come on down and see us on the weekend of October 23-25. Make new friends and reunite with old ones, check out some awesome pony swag, and meet the great people who make this show and fandom one we all love.
Register now for NMND 2015 at nightmarenights.net! Use discount code HN10 at checkout to save 10% on your registration.
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