While we're no strangers to the dealings of George Cain, aka the Jesus Freak who would make Sunset Shimmer envious, we
Woops, that was clearly the wrong video. His video is here.
Of course, George's video made its rounds on /mlp/ as well - because when you start trying to push your shit to show staff over Twitter and they respond in kind, it's definitely bound to attract some kind of attention. The reactions on /mlp/ were pretty much disgust, wonder at his delusion, and unexplained why-boners.
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| Anons: Their smiles and optimism - gone. |
Out of all the replies of confusion, The First Wiseman of Slovakia felt so inspired by George's message of Jesus Christ's Salvation, that he felt the burning desire to send his Holy Messenger a gift of 10 Gigabytes worth of The Finest Pony Plot known to Mankind in order to secure his salvation. This would be the 1st gift of 3.
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| 10 gigs of pure pony ass |
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| A WINrar is you |
Slovakian Wiseman sends the package.
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| Package Delivered right on target. |
And all the confirmation we need that George received his gift.
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| You're going to need some Holy Soap to clean up all that filth. |
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Doom, other Anons were plotting to send George his 2nd gift - porn of his OC Flameheart Kindle having consentual sex in the missionary position with the lights off, for the sole purpose of procreation.
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| Or, you know, having his OC R63'd getting railed by Rainbow Blitz |
After about a day or so of waiting, one Based Anon finally delivered in the /r/equest Drawfag thread: Flameheart Kindle coming inside.
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| >tfw some Jesus Freak got to come inside Rainbow Dash and you didn't |
The Second Wiseman saw his opportunity for salvation, and promptly sent George Cain his present via Twitter, and got blocked. Mission Success!
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| ♪ On the first day of Christmas, some Anons gave to me, a bundle full of pony pussy. ♫ |
Confirmation that George received his 2nd gift, an annoyed Tweet that reeked of patronizing and pity.
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| Online Perversion |
One other astute Anon noticed that George's old Twitter handle, @Flameheart_K, was no longer used by George himself, opting instead for @crownkingjesus. And thus came the 3rd gift, with "George" telling the whole world how he really feels about "the sin of homosexuality".
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| Boy howdy |
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| He sure set himself free. |
And going through, sure enough it was true.
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| Oh boy, here we go. |
And thus were 3 gifts of Faith sent to the Jesus Warrior himself by the Three Wise Anons of the Kekopalypse. God only knows what George did afterward.